Barbecue Rocks Purchase information.

''' New flavour to DESTROY the ice age monsters! Super spicy! 10% more cash for 100x the flavour and taste and value! Totally hot! Also comes in cans (pickled BBQ rocks), sodas (BBQ rocks flavoured), and Packets (BBQ rocks better value profit adjusted)! (Only me and Flameywolfie2 can edit) '''

World Record for BBQ Rocks balanced: 52!!!
We're starting our company soon. Ya' totally don't want to miss it!!!!! Purchase before it is too late!

Newest Sale value: 40% off! Used to be: $10 per rock. Now: $6 dollar per rock.

We, the managers of this indisputable product, are holding this generous offer for 2 months, to celebrate our starting anniversary. We'll do this every 2 years.

Cans are $50.99 each, sodas $30.85 each, and Packets $75.63 each!

You, our appreciated members, can receive  temporary promotion  or ' total promotion. ' You will receive a letter if you are promoted.

Temporary Promotion: You can get this if you buy lots (at least 2000) of BBQ rocks. You can temporarily (2 days) have BBQ rocks for FREE! If you pay us $10 per day, your promotion will be replenished. So, in logic, if you have infinite money, you'll have infinite Barbecue Rocks!

Total Promotion: If you buy at least 10000 BBQ rocks per day, inform us! You'll have a total promotion, in which you can have FREE BBQ ROCKS FOREVER!!!!!!

Another great catch: Promoted people can taste the extraordinary mix sauce flavour! (Check out BBQ Rock Flavours page)

The offer is ending! Hurry up, and roll up the tongues!

Our merchandise has officially begun! New flavours of exciting combos are beginning to show their faces once and for all. And as personal experience as tester, you SERIOUSLY don't want to miss them!

New Books, new books. New episodes of the series QUEST OF THE BBQ ROCKS have recently came out. Explosive, exhilarating, blockbusters. Scene's include floating islands on magma, giant lonely monoliths, and more!

Sale Sunday! - On the last Sunday of every month, the price of ALL BBQ Rocks items is reduced by 50%!! Great deal right? You guys deserved it!